Guess who is the latest entrant in the outsourcing business? Government of India ?? Whoa, no yar, they r too possessed wit solving the current crisis, not economic slowdown but finding right gal for rahul baba , tat they cant think any thing else. Then who?? Nope, u again r wrong. SIMI s yet not legal, even though efforts r on from some quarter, n they cant hv an ad in newpapaer( as usual net s free n easy). Then ?? well it’s the GOD.
I m not mad guys. Otherwise how can one justify al d absurdity, irrationality, injustice prevailing rite now. This got to b d only reason which suits logic. Actually tat superpower s soo much overworked tat he s on the verge of breaking down so after going thru the success story of Indian IT field (of course before satyam and global recession) he decided to try tat also. But ther was a small problem wit the whole execise. He has to send sweets to butter our red tape n slip thru t, I know its hard to believe but our government donot accept the existence of lord ram( its true, they had a petition filed in supreme court). Anyway going around rules r easy in our country n he was happy for tat.
Yamraj was too busy wit lots of timely n pre mature deaths going on n hadling the records was getting tough, wit al NGO’s like green peace n al sueing him for cutting trees for paper to keep record. So paperless record work was given to SATYAM. But wat a pity, t collapsed. Now god only know wat to do…
All the judiciary work was to be handed to our coveted Judiciary. But someone filed an PIL saying already overloaded courts of india( wher t takes 5 to 50 year to pass a ruling) to collapse. All god can say after tat was , oh ****( think as per u want, it’s an exercise of ur creativity).
Kuber was troubled by all the financial troubles. So a he decided to float tender requesting companies, banks, investment bankers to control and manage funds. T was a success, companies from across the continent contested. Later t was given to Merrill Lynch . but soon t collapsed.. L all the resources went in nadir. Know wat, this s main reason for recession as it’s the god who gives money to all.. ( he he he).
Goddess of power was so busy tat c was unable to justify her actions. In an convention c was blamed for her biased approach, givin al power to a selected n none to other. C claimed tat c was too busy maintaining the balance of power in d subcontinent, which house every 5th person on d earth, tat c couldn’t do much. So c also decided to outsource her work. Well the tender was floated but it got stucked in govt rules and regulations regarding the same. Even an RTI was filed against her n c was summoned..
Guys making phuspak n other godly things r facing stiff competiotion from cheap labourers of china , but they r unable to get bail from American govt. Senators r yet to be convinced bout d necessity of t. so their s talkin of shutin down d whole production line. But wat l happen to one working ther?? God know.
So just imagine the gravity of situation n persue every1 to pray tat this outsourcing work so tat everythin gets normal n logical. As u can c, al d “ time wasting job “ s outsourced to ME( J ) . M undisputed cahampion of one thing, time pasing ( wat f my life s miserable, I m gr8 here ). In case of any query or confusion ,feel free to mail @ mayank.meet@gmail.com for al ur concerns. Their s a lot of job opening here, just imagine the volume of work available. I hv heard tat even Osama s going this way, not suicide bombing guys( when was d last time u heard a blast from them) but issuing of new audio clips on al-jazeera. So be optimistic n try for al d job opening…. God bless u al…
